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Meh.
Getting too crazy. Definitely not how I used to be.
broke all my rules :(
-don’t wear heels when you drink
-dont drink and smoke
-dont text when youre drunk
-stop getting wasted
-stop throwing up at parties
lol. i wanna actually make it to the end of the night!
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The reason why Noah booted the Unicorns off the Ark? They were a bunch of hippie acid fiends that kept trying to touch everybodies aura. It was freaking the chimpanzees out.
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
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Hipster Sex
- Girl: What are you going to fuck me with?
- Boy: It's pretty obscure. You probably haven't heard of it.
- Girl: *comes*
- Boy: I like your panties.
- Girl: They're vintage.
- Boy: *comes*
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When seahorses find a mate, they wrap their tails around each other so the tide doesn’t drift them apart. They have that one mate for the rest of their lives. When the mate dies, they do too.
(via campbelltoe)
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i love shane labowitz
leonardo dicaprio.
for yasi.
suck it.
(Source: sassmastershane)
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"Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.” - Albert Einstein"
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agentmlovestacos:
Little lion man. [via]
Aw he could wear a lion hat and I could wear my bear hat and it would be the best thing ever.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lencqnvo5m1qzf9gso1_500.jpg)
Little lion man. [via]
Aw he could wear a lion hat and I could wear my bear hat and it would be the best thing ever.
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theupstairsflight-deactivated20 asked: You're really sweet :) and from what I can tell from your icon, you're gorgeous!
hahah why thank you! its cool that the feelings mutual :D
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Paul McCartney
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